A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was?
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He opened a Saloon in Punjab..!!


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her !"


Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?


Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!


19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.


Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,

suddenly all relatives beat him why?
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He said "SMILE PLEASE"